Never Been Kissed

Friday is the day. My daughter meets this guy somewhere in an inner suburb. “He’s going to teach me how to kiss”.  So what? Is it one of those demonstrations you do with a mirror or with the palm of your hand. “Oh man!  He’s showing me with his lips” . So he’s actually going to kiss her. Euyewwww!   If you want to kiss someone, you must make sure you have clean teeth and drink lots of water. “I’ve never been kissed before... and I know I’m a bad kisser”. The important thing is to have clean and fresh breath.  I fear ... for the guy. My daughter is not known to brush her teeth. “You don’t mind?”  Of course not.! “Cool!  and oh...by the way, he’s a Goth”.    That’s fine I said.  And oh... let me tell you about herpes....